“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”
“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
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